Sex, Drugs, & Rock n’ Roll

The Crew (about 2020 is our guess)

Several years back after finishing my set at The Echo on Sunset Boulevard I was in the green room getting ripped with some of the guys. They said two of the best-known porn stars in the business were at the show and coming backstage to hang with us. Trust me, if you watch porn, you would know them.

They were as hot IRL as they were in their films, and were super chill and nice. We went outside and drank and smoked. One of the girls was looking at me in a way that made me so nervous I got self-conscious and dropped my beer. She came over and asked if I was ok and we started talking and flirting.

In a bit, the crew and I decided to head out to a party. The girls had disappeared back into the green room to hang with the headliner. We were on our way to the street to get a car when someone grabbed my ass from behind. It was the girl I had been flirting with. She said, so you’re going to leave and not give me your number?

I was pretty blasted by this point and didn’t really grasp what was going on but said, like yeah, sure and gave it to her. In the car, I told the guys that she took my number and they said, man that’s the last you’ll hear from her. But no sooner were we on our way than she texted and asked what I was doing. I said I was going to a party. She said forget that. I want to play with you and take your clothes off. She popped in the cowboy hat emoji to show she was serious. Everyone in the car started yelling that I had to hit that. They told me to stop drinking so I’d be able to get it up, but I didn’t.

She texted her address and as soon as we got to the party house one of the guys called me an Uber to take me up in the hills where she lived. I had no idea where I was going, and the hills were on fire at that time. It was kind of freaky. I had only been to LA two or three times and this was like, wow. I couldn’t believe this was happening.

When I got to her house she was standing in doorway, in sexy lingerie. She looked amazing. She stared offering me stuff, coke, wine, weed. I was only twenty-two and mostly drank beer but I said yes to champagne and on top of everything I’d had, that stuff totally wiped me out.

We sat on her bed and drank and then started fooling around, and then got naked and started getting serious. She was as wild as she is on camera, but my head was spinning so bad I couldn’t do much. Inpatient, she got all dominant on me and put me on my back and sat on my face, suffocating me with her pussy, which would have been fine, but I was sick, I mean bad, and I couldn’t breathe. I had to tap out and get her off me. I ran to the bathroom. The moment I got there I threw up all over the fucking place—everywhere except in the toilet.

She came in and was nice, said not to worry. I said I’d clean everything up, but she told me to take a shower and while I was doing that she cleaned, which was super nice of her. By the time I got out of the shower she had wiped up the mess. She had changed outfits, too, into some other sexy lingerie and asked if I was ready for more, telling me she could go like 5 times without a problem. We got back on the bed but my head was still spinning, and I couldn’t get it up. She said, well, the rules are nobody spends the night. So, is someone calling you an Uber?

When I got back, the guys wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a porn star and I really couldn’t say because my whiskey dick had made it impossible. I know I had a good time, except for the throwing up…but I’m still not sure what it’s like to have sex with a porn star….

Written by Anonymous